{"id":242,"date":"2008-10-12T20:30:46","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T01:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.livingbythewordsofgod.com\/?p=242"},"modified":"2008-10-12T20:30:46","modified_gmt":"2008-10-13T01:30:46","slug":"she-thinks-my-tractors-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"She thinks my tractor&#8217;s sexy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#996633\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\">You have heard the country song, haven&#8217;t you?\u00a0 &#8220;She thinks my tractor&#8217;s sexy.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#996633\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\">Well, that&#8217;s what she said.\u00a0 Kinda&#8217;.\u00a0 My wife, I mean. Saw me one day on that big CAT Tonka toy and liked what she saw.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#996633\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\">I thought it was pretty cool anyway, especially since we have both been around for over a half century now and have been married for over 36 years.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#996633\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\">But she still liked the look of her man up there on that big, old tractor.\u00a0 Actually, an almost new Caterpillar 980H loader.\u00a0 I have to admit that I enjoy operating my dream machine, and my sweetie thinking I look good in that air-assisted seat is just icing on the cake, or gravy on the tators.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#996633\" face=\"Comic Sans MS\">See ya&#8217;ll later now.\u00a0 You hear.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have heard the country song, haven&#8217;t you?\u00a0 &#8220;She thinks my tractor&#8217;s sexy.&#8221; Well, that&#8217;s what she said.\u00a0 Kinda&#8217;.\u00a0 My wife, I mean. Saw me one day on that big CAT Tonka toy and liked what she saw. I thought &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/?p=242\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-spirituality-religion-truth"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3dxA8-3U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dave.dlscott.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}